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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Relax!


Times have changed


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1. Gone are the days when priests used telepathy to communicate. Now they use hand phones!

2. Gone are the days when boys going out in the evening to play football would come back with their legs weak. Nowadays they come back with their fingers weak!

3. Gone are the days when you can buy a notebook for 20 cents. Now they cost a few hundred dollars!

4. Gone are the days when you cannot sing when brushing your teeth. Now you can shout all you want with the teeth in your hands.

5. Gone are the days when you used a postman to send your letters. You are the postmaster now! Sending emails!

Answers from students
History teacher: Who discovered the radio?
Response 1: When did it go missing?
2: Which one? Yours or ours?
3: My brother found one behind the tree.
4: Still could not be found. Shall I make a police report?

Geography teacher: Where is Liberia?
Response 1: Who is she?
2: Went to the loo, I think.
3: Hey, Liberia! Where are you?
4: Is she the Statue of Liberty?

Teacher to student: What is the meaning of this?
Student: Well, ‘this’ means the matter or object near you.

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