Malacca! Oh, Malacca!

SMOKING HAS ITS REWARDS!

I wish I am a government servant in Malacca, and am a smoker. 

For here is a chance for me to get some rewards, if I stopped smoking. 

According to the statement given by the Chief Minister of the state of Malacca Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam, to a popular daily, on Sunday April 24, 2011, if I am a state government employee, and if I stopped smoking within a fixed time frame, I could get promoted! Wow! What a pleasant shocker in the month of April! 

There are more goodies! I could also go on vacations. (Paris, wait for me)! Read further! Electrical appliances are also dangled. Oh, I mean offered, for the smoking-halt. And cash! There is also cash to be had!

Alas! I am a Perakian. Never mind I will encourage my son to smoke and send him off to Malacca. Hope he gets a government job!