How Thou God!

Boy! God sure has a tough job in His hands. Here, there is a fan of Real Madrid FC looking up in the sky, praying to Him for Real Madrid FC to beat Barcelona, and at the other end of the stadium, there is another one, praying for Barcelona to win! Whom shall He help, without hurting the other! Life sure is tough for God!

A girl, in a house of God, is praying for the love of her favourite guy, and that guy is praying for the love of another damsel! Poor God, how is He going to solve this! He has to do something! He, at the least, may have to change their love-wish. No, that’s God’s problem. I can’t insinuate anything! I can only make the problem bigger for Him!

A guy is buying lottery ticket at a counter and is silently praying to God that he may strike it rich so that he may settle all his debts, and have plenty more to have the luxury life, that he had always dreamed of. God, sure, is in a dilemma! Will granting this guy’s wish make it a happy ending for him, or is he going to be a cause of several problems in the future. What a headache for God!

“Oh, God!” two parents were praying in a house of worship, “please let our son pass his exam with flying colours!” Aw, come on people! You are pushing God into a corner! How can God make your son pass, let alone with flying colours, when all the while your son was neglecting his studies and was enjoying himself loafing around with his friends, wasting precious time and money playing computer games in the cybercafes?

Enough said! Millions, all over the world are praying to God for something. How is He going to satisfy all their requests? He, sure, has hell of a tough job! Doesn’t He deserve a break? A break! Oh, my God! What am I saying!