Malaysia, home sweet home!

Go anywhere you want but you cannot find a place like Malaysia.I like living in Malaysia because:

I can throw rubbish out from the car freely anywhere I want. No worries.

I can weave my car in and out of traffic, left and right. Quick travelling made easy!

I can throw rubbish in drains and rivers. So convenient!

I can spit and blow my nose anywhere publically. Malaysians don’t mind.

I love paying tolls every few kilometers before I reach my destination. I like charitable work!

I can scream away in my hand phone. Malaysians are quite deaf.

I like cops and crooks stories. There are plenty in Malaysia. Only that there are more crooks than police.

I like to see money-lending stickers covering up all the signboards. So many different sizes and colours!

I like the easy monetary loans and the daily payment system. All the collateral you need is your life.

I love to see the schoolchildren fraught with language switches in schools. Better than computer games!