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Sunday, December 13, 2020

Relaxation time - away from it all


What did one river said to another? “Long time no sea!” 
A mountain to another, “High there!” 
A piece of cloth to another, “See you sewn!” 
A wall poster to another, “Let’s stick around.” 
A buffalo to another, “Meat you someday.” 
A wall to another, “Meet you at the corner.”  
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What is common between: 
1. Dogs and trees  - they produce barks 
2. A gardener and swordsman  - they fence well. 
3. Shoes and men  - they have souls (soles). 
4. A car and a deer - they have horns 5. A lawyer and footman - they bring up your case. 
6. An author and a liar - they make stories. 
7. Fish and balance - they have scales. 
8. A typist and postman - they handle letters. 
9. Children and lamps - they brighten up your life. 
10. Knife and words - they can hurt. 
11. Batteries and kings - they have power. 
12. Judges and teachers - they give sentences. 
13. Nervous system and cars - when they break down you are in trouble. 
14. A ship and a football team - they have captains. 
15. A painter and thief - you can catch them red-handed.  
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Their languages 
Optician: Now, look here… 
Undertaker: Good grief…. 
Oil digger: Well, well… 
Teacher: You know something… 
Cobbler: My foot! 
Publisher: So long… 
Weather forecaster: Good morning… 
Ear specialist: Did you hear about… 
Tailor: Try this for size! 
Timekeeper: Just a minute… 
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Their jobs 
Chauffeur: drives you mad. 
Barber: trims your pride. 
Cook: boils with rage. 
Housekeeper: sweeps you off your feet. 
Fisherman: up to something fishy. 
Teacher: will teach you a lesson. 
Butler: puts you in your place. 
Milkman: milks away your money. 
Footballer: goes for kicks 
Well digger: has a boring job.

Okay then. Hope your mind is lightened. Your soul, enlightened! Or vice versa! Have a good day!

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