The queen is your neighbor

Once upon a time, long long ago and far far away, in a nation called Britain, there lived a girl called Catherine Elizabeth Middleton. She was the daughter of a simple man, who had worked as a flight dispatcher for an airline, and then became an owner of a successful mail order company called, Party Pieces. The company sold party supplies and decorations, and was worth millions of dollars. (Not a simple man, you say?) and the man had no notion that his daughter would one day become the queen of that nation. 

Well, you know what I am talking about, don’t you? Catherine Middleton, a graduate of the University of St Andrews, Scotland, married Prince William of Wales on Friday, April 29 2011 at 11am GMT, and they became the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, and future king and queen. 

Ha ha! I just had a strong desire to start off on Kate this way. Reading a lot of fairy tales when I was young had made me come to this! 

Oops, here am I now; calling the future British queen, simply Kate, as though she is living next door! Well, this is what the Internet does to you. Reading and watching news about people who interest you, make you feel closer to you, than they really are.