Smile, please!

I read in a Malaysian daily this information about a female politician;
to keep up her strength and maintain her health, she takes raw honey and dates every day.

I wonder whom she dates.

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I believe in the Theory of Evolution. Humans evolved from apes. That God created. (Ha! ha! Actually, I am a ‘God created all things’ man).

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If I wanted it to rain, I would just go and wash my car.

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In the house, when I want an item and couldn’t find it, I won’t waste time searching for it. It will surely crop up later when I am looking for some other thing!

*****So, this is the year of the rabbit...eh? And they are saying all nice things of Mr. Rabbit. Like he is cute, cheeky and so on.

Don’t be too happy, Mr. Rabbit! Tomorrow they will say more things of you. Like you were tasty, delicious and so on!