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Sunday, May 5, 2013

Malaysian election quips



It pains me to hear some election candidates say that the grassroots support them. What a pity! I wish they were supported by humans.

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Journalist and online portal readers had a good time giving comments on the picture of an Indian MIC party member, kissing the cheek of UMNO candidate for Shah Alam, Zulkifli Noordin. Zulkifli had angered the Malaysian Indians for degrading Indians and Hinduism, in one of his speeches. He had since apologized. In a show of conciliatory act, he then allowed the MIC member to kiss him. ‘Kiss and make up’, I suppose. Only that while the MIC member was kissing him, his right hand was holding Zulkifli by the neck, in a strangling position! And it did not go unnoticed by the gleeful news seekers! They were declaring, joyfully, that it was not a conciliatory kiss at all!
One reader said it was a ‘kiss of death’! Ha ha ha!

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Almost all the friends that I talked to said they want the ruling party, Barisan Nasional, to win, but not with a two-third majority. They want to clip its powers. And that is why they are going to vote for the opposition. 

I am going to vote for Barisan Nasional because if everyone votes for the opposition then how is Barisan Nasional going to win at all! Great thinking…eh? (wink!)

Saturday, April 6, 2013

The Malaysian election - the flags game

 



Visitors landing in Malaysia will  know straight away that there is an election coming on. Of course the various party flags are a giveaway.


Funnily, though, in my state of Perak, the red rocket symboled, white flags of the opposition party, DAP, are conspicuously missing. Everywhere you turn your head, there were the ruling coalition’s (Barisan Nasional) bright blue flags, with the symbol of weigh-balance, in the center. It is followed by the green, white-circled flags of the opposition party, PAS. To a lesser extent, there are the Party Keadilan’s sky blue flags, with white split circles in the center, being seen accompanying the other parties’ flags.

DAP seems to have some sort of strategy, in not putting out the flags early, in tandem with the other parties. Maybe, it is going to shock and awe (thank you Mr. Bush, sir!) the awaiting Malaysian voters!

In this election, if the winner was determined today by the design, distribution and display of flags, then the ruling Barisan Nasional party will win hands down. The opposition parties will lose and the DAP party will be caught with its pants down and will also lose its deposit. Ha ha! Just a wanton contemplation!

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