50 sen for 20 sen

Okay, so it is almost 3 years late. And only now I am saying that I am coming to realize this; about why Bank Negara Malaysia, the Malaysian currency authority, came out with its then latest 'new' currency notes and coins. Well, I got embarrassed again, yesterday. I was called back by a newspaper vendor for giving him RM 1 and 15 sen instead of RM 1 and 20 sen for a copy of the daily, The Star. Believe me, I did not do it knowingly. The latest 5 sen coin is about the same size as 10 sen coin and I had carelessly given him 5 sen instead of 10 sen. (Latest means year 2012. Ha ha!)

Yes, maybe the government thinks Malaysians are very careless with money, just chucking money here and there, without realizing the value of money, in life. So the Bank Negara Malaysia issued the latest coins; 5 sen and 10 sen coins are almost similar in size, 20 cents coin are almost about the same size and colour of 50 sen coin. The 50 sen coin is only slightly bigger. "But the 50 sen coins have slightly curved edges", BNM says. Okay, you win BNM! But we have still got to scrutinize to differentiate. The 10 sen coin is also about the same size as 20 sen coin, only slightly smaller. Look at the color, you stupid! Yes, sir BNM! 20 sen coin is copper color, 10 sen and 5 sen are stainless steel. 

RM 1 note is the same color as RM 50 note (blueish); only that RM 50 note is bigger. To make matters worse, the old RM 1 notes with their blueish color too close to the RM 50 note are still in circulation.(My son once wondered where his RM 50 had gone!)

So the government has achieved its purpose, now. People will, now, carefully observe the value of the money in their hands, before departing with it. Ha! What brilliance! Well done BNM!

Jose Mourinho And The Law Of Karma

 

So my favourite coach, Jose Mourinho got sacked, yesterday, from Chelsea Football Club. I had been, enthusiastically, following his work from his time at Inter Milan, Real Madrid and Chelsea again. No doubt, he was a good football manager, but calling Arsenal manager 'a specialist in failure' a few years back did not go down very well with me, but still my liking for him continued, but I think, on a cautious note, lest he utters more derisory remarks regarding his other compatriots in football.

The law of Karma, the ancient concept in Hinduism, seems to have caught up with Jose. What goes around, comes around. He offloaded several players who I think played faithfully and strenuously for Chelsea, with a confident hope that they will end their football career at Chelsea. To me Frank Lampard, Petr Cech, Drogba stand out among this category. He also removed some players who came with great hope of making it big at Chelsea, but this was not to be so; good players like Demba Ba, Lukaku, Bruyne, Eto, being some examples. 

Then, there is the case of the team's medical doctor - Eva Carneiro. In my eyes, Jose was very undiplomatic with her and cruel, showing his displeasure in front of all those thousands of spectators. 

They, I mean all those players and Eva Carneiro herself, should have felt the agony of leaving their beloved Chelsea Football Club. I am sure Jose Mourinho would have also had some notion of staying in Chelsea for a very long time due to the fantastic fans support for him. But poor Jose, this was not to be so, then. Now he should be feeling some of the pain that the others felt. I really feel some sympathy for him.

 
At any rate, Jose still remains my favourite coach. What he says to the media is very poetic and quite realistic in life as a whole. Let me see where he goes from here. He had called himself ‘the special one’, and when he won a game ‘the happy one’. Ironically, yesterday the media called him 'the sacked one'!

Cows on the roads.

In my earlier post, I have grunted that all the sign boards on the roads, in Malaysia, are in the Malay language, disadvantaging the foreign visitors, workers and tourists. There is no change yet. Foreigners are still free to interpret the information and instructions on the sign boards as they wished.

Well, still talking of the roads, have you driven on a Malaysian highway? Of course, you would have since they are so convenient. Along the highway, you would have surely noticed a yellow sign board with a cow's picture in black. You would have expected to see the text underneath the picture of the cow to say 'Be careful of cows on the road' or something like that, in Malay, of course (and you would have hoped someone would translate that to you). But what we actually see is just this; 'HATI- HATI MEMANDU' or when translated into English, that will be 'DRIVE CAREFULLY'. Looks like they are telling us 'You cow, drive carefully!

Actually, the letterings would have been enough. But they chose to have a picture of the cow along! Ha ha! You get it?

May be they could be right! Many drivers in Malaysia drive like cows on the roads, especially on the highways! Proof? All those accidents happening daily!